Rob Ford can't stand being out of the limelight for five minutes! Just when focus was about to shift to his lawsuit against several former staffers who told police various stuff, he had to snatch, we repeat, snatch it right back! In response to an accusation by a former staffer that he told a female in the office, named Olivia, that he'd like to eat her pussy, or did eat her pussy, or some confused past/future tense pussy eating scenario, Rob Ford replied:

'Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home.'

If somebody told you that Rob Ford was crushing beaver, you'd probably think he sat on one. Hell, he could crush a horse. But it turns out that Rob Ford is either a secret ladies' man, or a faithful, if rather sweaty and coked up, husband. Sure, its easy to look at Ford's truly unprecedented lack of judgment on personal matter relating to if, where, when, and how much crack to smoke, and think he must also be a drunken, philandering, lout. But, you might notice that none of Ford's actual friends or accomplices in his various underworld exploits have turned on him or sold him out. He's promised to never quit, and has withstood truly immense pressure to do so. Could it be possible that the mayor is actually a crack s.