The diagnosis for Made In Chelsea's biggest if not brightest names like Binky Spencer Alex Riley and Louise - is terminal, fears JIM SHELLEY

It's easy to mock the poor souls, or rather rich twerps, who make up the cast of Made In Chelsea.

To be honest, that's probably why I do it.

But that doesn't mean I don't care about their welfare, or want to see them suffer physically.

She seemed strangely unconcerned about the possibility that allowing Alex some alcohol might cause him to have another mind blank. Maybe that was what she wanted -- some mindless sex that Alex might not remember.

Sadly for Bonkers, the rules that she had laid down hadn't sorted out her problems.

She had fallen out with three of her friends - Cheska, Fran and Lucy Watson -- who disapproved of her decision to take Alex back after his mind blank misdemeanours

Cheska had gone so far as to say 'I feel it's like the end of an era' - you know, like the 60s. A bit of an exaggeration possibly.

Even Lucy Watson, who we used to love so much for being so icy and evil, fell apart when she heard from Louise that 'Bink-air' had gone off with their enemies 'Victor-riair', 'So-ph-ie-urgh' and dear 'Mark-Francis' to Longleat. (No, not to become part of the attraction, roaming in the long grass with the rest of the wildlife.