Kylie Jenner is an alien. What? Yes. No, it’s not the green hair that brings me to this undeniably unscientific conclusion, rather the subtle face stretching, enlarged eyes like a creepy doll that opens its eyes in a horror movie, and the infamous unnatural lip plumping that’s injected into every one of her Instagram pics. Last I checked there wasn’t a “swap my head out” filter, because Kylie Jenner real life is NOT the Instagramtastic Kylie Jenner we see in her pics. How the hell do you do it Kylie?!.