Ukraine's got talent, but apparently just the kind that's NSFW.

While I can't understand the dialogue during the intro, I'm pretty sure this woman is describing her happy childhood and the abundance of positive male role-models in her life.

Susan Boyle is allegedly upset at all the attention this is garnering and is attempting a version of her own. Like most of Boyle's output, her version won't be as good as the original but it will bring tears to your eyes.

There is something uncomfortable about this next one. It may be the naked Ukrainian child. But if you prefer your shirtless dancers to be dudes, Ukraine's Got Talent got you covered! .