Britney Spears Turns 30 Today

Hey Everyone I am Diana Madison for Hollyscoop.

Grab the Cheetos and the fancy Red Bull, y'all, because we've got a birthday to celebrate!

That's right, Britney Spears has reached yet another milestone, this time of the birthday variety, and today turns the big 3-0. To help the Mouseketeer-made-good-then-bad-then-good-again celebrate, we're taking a look back at her life — and what a life it's been! — over the past three decades.

It seems like only yesterday that she was in the Mickey Mouse Club, then singing hit me baby one more time,then recording her hits, then posing in a bra on Rolling Stone, dating Justin Timberlake, then making jt cry a river when she broke up with him. After that she attempted to act in a movie, she danced with snakes, kissed Madonna and got married for 55 hours which was later annulled, then marrying K Fed and singing po po zaaaaa, having kids, getting a divorce, then driving with her kids in her lap. Partying with paris Hilton and then flashing her Britney..