The world's original & finest dickfarming LBW specialist provides his legion of faithful and unrelenting haters with another classic retarded Watson shameful cricket moment, the likes of which have been peppered throughout his long, bewildering and utterly useless test cricket career. Watch the stupid arse look on his face, repeatedly with several side splitting slow mo replays. Let's all hope that the selectors grow some balls after this current 2015 1st Ashes test and send him back where he belongs- to Aldi where the stresses of being hit in his giant front pad day in day out will be a distant memory as he fields mundane questions by old ladies throughout the grubby aisles of some shit forsaken local Aldi store in some backwater town nobody has ever heard of. Yeah, fair to say i'm not impressed with this current Ashes test, deja fucking vu again in England. Please, for the good of humanity, drop him, there is no longer any potential, he is 34, its over. forget his slow medium rubbish bowling, it may have been effective 5 years ago but he only ever taken TWO ASHES WICKETS IN ENGLAND, EVER. What more does Mitch Marsh have to do, did well in his tests so far, plays in the tour matches and smashes two tons, even Shaun Marsh got dropped after making 69 in his last test and a tour match 100, yet Watson remains forever undroppable despite not doing even ONE THING to remain in the test side. Remember Joe Burns? He scored a test 50 in his last innings, but shit yo.