Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods Announce Relationship on Facebook Video.
Ending months of speculation and rumors, golf star Tiger Woods and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn announced on their personal Facebook pages Monday that they are an ordinary couple into incredibly perverse, bizarre, and degrading sexual acts.
“We’re reserved, consenting adults just like your loved ones, enjoying quiet evenings on the couch, fisting drunk skanks we picked up at a bar,” said Woods, adding that their relationship had evolved quite normally from being close friends to sharing every bodily fluid. “Lindsey and I do a lot of typical stuff like watching sunsets, cooking dinner together, or she’ll strap on a dildo and ream my ass like crazy.”
“Anyway, we appreciate that you respect our privacy,” continued Woods.
Woods expressed hope that the announcement would limit public scrutiny and prevent intrusion into their mundane personal affairs, such as soliciting prostitutes for gangbangs.
“At the end of the day, Lindsey and I just want to be left alone with four or five hookers, my buddy Kurt, a couple frat boys, and our favorite cameraman,” said the 14-time major winner. “We don’t want the press always interfering in our sordid sex lives.”
“I hate getting hounded by paparazzi every time my girlfriend and I are out and about trying to innocently invite a few lactating pregnant women to our weekly orgy,” added Woods.
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Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods Announce Relationship on Facebook Video.
Ending months of speculation and rumors, golf star Tiger Woods and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn announced on their personal Facebook pages Monday that they are an ordinary couple into incredibly perverse, bizarre, and degrading sexual acts.
“We’re reserved, consenting adults just like your loved ones, enjoying quiet evenings on the couch, fisting drunk skanks we picked up at a bar,” said Woods, adding that their relationship had evolved quite normally from being close friends to sharing every bodily fluid. “Lindsey and I do a lot of typical stuff like watching sunsets, cooking dinner together, or she’ll strap on a dildo and ream my ass like crazy.”
“Anyway, we appreciate that you respect our privacy,” continued Woods.
Woods expressed hope that the announcement would limit public scrutiny and prevent intrusion into their mundane personal affairs, such as soliciting prostitutes for gangbangs.
“At the end of the day, Lindsey and I just want to be left alone with four or five hookers, my buddy Kurt, a couple frat boys, and our favorite cameraman,” said the 14-time major winner. “We don’t want the press always interfering in our sordid sex lives.”
“I hate getting hounded by paparazzi every time my girlfriend and I are out and about trying to innocently invite a few lactating pregnant women to our weekly orgy,” added Woods.
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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn confirmed their relationship earlier this week and the big question on everyone's mind was: how can one of America's sweethearts date someone with his relationship past?
According to sources, the Olympic skier and the golfer have discussed his former infidelities at length. 'He has explained his side and owned up to what he did wrong,' a source told People. 'He has been honest with her.' A pal of Vonn's insists she's 'not freaked out by his past' and is trusting her instincts about Woods, who she was friendly with before they began dating a few months ago.
'She's very comfortable with the relationship,' the pal added.
Another source of reassurance was Woods' reaction to her sidelining crash at the Alpine World Championship in February. He flew her from Austria to her home in Vail, Colorado, on his private jet. Woods 'has been really supportive as she recovers from her injuries,' the pal said.
Despite confirming their relationship publicly, the couple will be tight-lipped about their union in the future. 'I don’t plan on addressing this further as I would like to keep that part of my life between us, my family and close friends,” the 28-year-old champion skier wrote on Facebook.
Woods added on his page: 'We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple,'
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In the latest issue of Vogue, Lindsey Vonn opened up about her relationship with professional golfer Tiger Woods.
“We immediately clicked, you know? It was just one of those things,' Vonn told the magazine. 'We talked a lot, corresponded a lot, and he was a good friend who was always there. And then it became more.”
The Olympic skier, who ended her four-year marriage to Thomas Vonn in 2011, said now she's found a good relationship.
“It’s amazing. Life changes very quickly, in a very positive way, if you let it,' she said. “I am a little bit of a late bloomer. I’m delayed. Having a delayed reaction here! But I figured it out.”
The blonde beauty also defended her beau against some of the harsh news stories that came out about Woods following his very public divorce from Elin Nordegren in 2010.
“Tiger’s fame is obviously in the extreme, the amount of scrutiny that he’s constantly under,” she said. “But that’s the thing: It all comes back to being happy. It doesn’t really matter what anyone else thinks; do what you love to do and be happy and that’s it.'
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