The hairbands. The fighting. The schmooching. The bad fungi explosion of lonely boy’s hair. The double, triple superduper backstabbing. The dead coming back to life. Gossip Girl, where no one graduates from college and everyone sleeps with each other.

We start tonight’s final finale with little interviews from all the actors and listening to Ed Westwick talk with a British accent? Oh that’s just fabulous.

So what would you steal from the Gossip Girl set? Any particular article of clothing?

Last week, Bart Bass fell off the roof, as Chuck stood by and watched. But did he really die? Tonight we’ll know, but we open as Dan is sitting, ever the lonely boy in need of an undershirt, in his empty apartment in the sky as Serena reads his last chapter on the plane.

For Ivy, Bart’s death is good news because her lover, Lily’s former husband,William, can come back to the city and they can live their love out in the open. Like she did with Rufus, which was gross.

Chuck and Blair disappear from the scene of the crime hiding in the back of a limo to a hotel. Uncle Jack (Bart Bass’ younger brother) finds them. Jack tells Chuck and Blair to get married so they can’t testify against each other. So Chuck gets all romantical and Blair says yes.

Police are questioning everyone, including Blair’s parents (and her stepdad – the fabulous Wallace Shawn.)

Serena gets off the plane to talk to .